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I'm from a small town, a town so small the local prostitute was a virgin.
Life wasn't easy for me while growing up. One day my rich aunt died and in her WILL she wrote that I owed her a $1000. My uncle's last dying wish was for me to sit in his lap, while he was in the electric chair. My parents, they never liked my looks when i was growing up. My father carried around the picture of the kid that came with his wallet and my mother, she had morning sickness after I was born. Guess thats why she never breast fed me, she always told me she liked me as a friend.