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Posted by oharris on December 31, 1969, 6:00 pm || Total Votes: 1

Usually the complement of good natured Janadians staff are productive and have a clear vision for the new day after a good nights rest and a welcoming morning at work. However, for the past three weeks the staff has been seeing RED, as the usual hearty meals served during coffee break seem to have come to an abrupt end.

 

Cornmeal, banana or oats porridge, Soup (chicken or shrimp), Coffee, Tea, Biscuits, donuts and at times sandwiches were all part of the now distant menu and would be served at 10:00 am sharp.

 

As part of her mandate the “Angel” would normally oblige and feed the hungry. However since early March and with the absence of Orrett this service has drawn brakes, come to a complete stop and as a result the Janadians development team are famished (let’s leave Orrett out of this). Oharris has lost weight and a quarter inch off his height (him can’t afford to loose no more), Che cut his hair in protest, and another staff member Capone is threatening to change the profile of “Angel” to “Dark Angel”.

 

Staff has since met and given Angel a 36 hour timeline with which to improve on her delivery of service, otherwise she may be shipped to Bulgaria!!!

 

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Comment by solostar on April 23, 2007, 7:06 pm
lol ~ funny stuff. Look @ it this way angel. U han' mussi sweet hence all the protests. Plz feed the hungry so that we can get things back to normal. hahahaha
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Comment by MistressC on April 17, 2007, 8:59 am
lol that is the most hilarious news article i have read yet...but how come is all up to angel to provide the food???? None a you men cant cook?
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Comment by Sexychic on April 17, 2007, 12:24 am
LOL... Mi neva know angel carry har big dutch pot them to work
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Comment by hanna on April 16, 2007, 5:16 pm
LOL Did you ever think that "Angel might have ran  out of stock....thats why there is no food.
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