Religious Joke

By: hanna Mood: high Date: 03/02/2007 14:26:24 Music: None

A nun,badly needing to use the restroom,walked into a local Hooters.The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off.Each time the lights would go out,the place would erupt into cheers.

However when the revelers saw the nun,the room went dead silent.She walked up to the Bartender,and asked,May i plese use the restroom?

The bartender replied,Ok but i should warn you,there is a satute of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.Well in that case i will look the other way,said the nun.So,the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.

After a few minutes,she came back out,and the whole place just stopped long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.She went to the bartender and said,Sir i dont understand,Why did they applaud for me,just because i used the restroom?

Well now you are one of us,said the bartender.Would you like a drink?But i still dont understand,said the puzzeled nun.

You see,laughted the bartender,every time someone lifts the fig leaf on the statue,the lights go out.