Marketing

By: hanna Mood: bored Date: 03/29/2007 17:43:40 Music: None

The buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING.However people often ask for a simple explanation of "MARKETING'

Well here it is.

1.Your a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party.You go up to him and say"I am fantastic in bed."(That Direct Marketing.)

2.Your at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy.One of your friends goes up to him and ,pointing at you, says,she's "fantastic in bed."(Thats Advertising.)

3.You see a handsome guy at a party.You go up to him and gets him telephone number.The next day you call and say"Hi,i am fantastic in bed."(That's Telemarketing.)

4.You see a guy at a party,you strighten your dress.You walk up to him and pour him a drink.You say,"May i?"and reach up to strighten his tie,brushing your breast lightly against his arm,and then you say,"By the way i am fantastic in bed."(Thats Public Relations.)

5.You're at a party and see a handsome guy.He walks up to you and says,"I hear you're fantastic in bed."(That's Brand Recognition.)

6.You're at a party and see a handsome guy.He fancies you,but you talk him into going home with your friend.(That's a Sales Rep.)

7.Your friend can't satisfy him,so he calls you.(That's Tech Support.)

8.Your on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all the houses your passing,so you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your lungs,"I am fantastic in bed."(Thats Junk Mail.)

9.Your at a party,this well built man grabs your ass.(Thats President Clinton.)

10.You like it,but twenty years later your attorney decides you were offended.(Thats America.)