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21 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY.
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By:
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bassforlife9
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Mood:
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in love
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Date:
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05/01/2008 14:43:43
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Music:
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None
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1.At lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2.Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3.Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4.Put your garbage can on the desk and label it “IN”.
5.In the memo field of your cheques, write “for smuggling diamonds”.
6.Finish all your sentences with “According to the prophecy”.
7.Don’t use any punctuation.
8.As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9.Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.
10.Specify that you drive-through order is “to go”.
11.Sing along at the opera.
12.Go into a book store and ask the sales clerk if they sell books.
13.Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work.
14.Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.
15.Five days in advance tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.
16.Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, “Rock Bottom”.
17.When your money comes out the ATM, scream “I WON!! I WON!!”
18.When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the exit yelling “Run for your lives, they’re loose”.
19.Laugh out loud at the library, when every one looks at you, say “SHHH, Quiet Please!!!”
20.Go into a cell phone store and ask the sales clerk what is the cost of a water proof cell phone.
21.And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity….. E-mail this to a friend to make them smile and laugh. It’s called therap
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