A nun,badly needing to use the restroom,walked into a local Hooters.The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off.Each time the lights would go out,the place would erupt into cheers.However when the revelers saw the nun,the room went dead silent.She walked up to the Bartender,and asked,May i plese use the restroom?The bartender replied,Ok but i should warn you,there is a satute of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.Well... Read More

What is really happening, where are the good old days when we could walk through New Kingston or on Oxford Road and would sure to see a few mad people.Where have all the real mad people gone? No more mad man walking naked and asking the women for 10cent, no more stone flinging, no more mad woman with a 100 bags walking, what is really happening?It seems that there are now only homeless sane people hanging about on the streets. Not to be funny but when we really think about it ..... I t... Read More

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a community service. The florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a 'Thank You' card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.

A cop goes for a haircut, and he also goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: I am sorry, I cannot accept money from y... Read More

Three Americans and three Jamaicans are traveling by an AMTRAK train to a conference. At the station, the three Americans each buy a ticket and watch as the three Jamaicans buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asked an American.
"Watch the ride my yute!" answers a Jamaican.

They all board the train. The Americans take their respective seats but all three Jamaicans cram into a restroom and close the door behind t... Read More

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get st... Read More