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Kartel's Baby mother says ENOUGH
DATE: 11/08/2007 21:59:09 / MOOD: other

Sherika Todd, the mother of Vybz Kartel's child, (Adi'anna) said she had had enough of Kartel's threats and abuse and wants to end their four-year relationship.

However, in her efforts to do so, Todd said she had received threats from Kartel and had since made a formal report to the police in Runaway Bay, where she lives.

"I made the report Monday of this week and I called them (the police) this morning again because he (Kartel) sent me another text saying he's on his way, obviously to my house and he has no reason to come here, he knows that much," Todd said.

According to Todd, "everything has been on and off, we argue every now and then and I told him that I don't want us to be together anymore and that's when he started to threaten me that he was not going to take care of the child and like him goin kill mi, cause him a sey me know wa him capable of, cause mi deh roun him long enough."

When contacted, investigating officer Constable Ransford Wisdom, confirmed Todd had reported the matter.

However, while unable to get in touch with Kartel, whose real name is Adijah Palmer, Constable Wisdom said, "we warned him (Kartel) not to carry out this threat against Ms. Todd." The police have also expressed an interest in meeting with Kartel.

According to Todd, all she wants is for Kartel to take care of his child, but as far as their relationship goes, that part of her life is over.

"I have a daughter to live for," Todd said about their daughter who is seven months old today.

Adding, "I just don't want to be with him (Kartel) anymore."

Todd said, "He (Kartel) has always wanted me to have a child for him. I was pregnant once for him, I was carrying twins, but I met in a car accident and I lost them in April of last year. I got pregnant for him again and I have a child for him now."

THE STAR was, however, unable to reach Kartel for a comment as his cellphone went straight to voicemail when called several times.



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Money missing from JA ministry of finance
DATE: 11/08/2007 21:52:49 / MOOD: other

THE finance ministry last night confirmed the shocking discovery that at least $17 million is missing from a safe at its Financial Investigation Division (FID), prompting a decision to beef up security at the Heroes Circle offices in Kingston.

The money was being kept as an exhibit after it was seized from a person who had been under investigation, Finance Minister Audley Shaw and his deputy, Don Wehby, said.
Neither Shaw nor Wehby would give the name of the individual under investigation.

Shaw said the money was stolen between August and October this year and he suggested that investigators would start their search internally for the culprits, utilising lie detectors.

"We are taking this matter very seriously and polygraph tests will be conducted," the finance minister declared. "We now understand that it is not just one individual who is responsible for this heinous theft but a group acting in concert. I am now awaiting a detailed report on this matter from the financial secretary."

Shaw told the Observer he had since taken steps to ensure additional security measures at the Ministry of Finance in the future.

"I have issued instructions that all monies will now be held at the Bank of Jamaica's Nethersole Place headquarters for safekeeping," he added.

Wehby yesterday confirmed that an investigation had been launched into the theft, saying that the $17 million figure could go higher.

Investigators from the Police Fraud Squad were continuing their probe into the matter and Wehby is expected to brief journalists some time today after an update from the police.
"I must say, though, that something like this is very alarming. We are taking it very seriously," Wehby told the Observer.



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Sex Tips
DATE: 10/07/2007 14:44:41 / MOOD: don't know

Sex basics

1. Make him stay at the shallow end to make sex better for you. US sex gurus Masters and Johnson found that the outer third of the vagina is the most sensitive, so deep thrusting isn't essential. Have him 'dip' the tip of his penis into your vagina - it'll feel great for both of you.

2. Spice up your sex life by doing it in the cupboard under the stairs - seriously. Novelty is an intense aphrodisiac, and any unusual setting with strange sensations, smells and muffled sounds, will make sex feel new, upping the excitement.

3. Have your man sit on top of the washing machine while you have sex (you perched on top, with your legs wrapped around his waist). The vibrations carry through his penis, turning it into a wonderful vibrator.

4. Select the cottons cycle for the best results. It's a warm wash so his bum won't get cold, plus it has the longest, fastest spin. Feel those good vibrations.

5. By placing a pillow under your bottom you're creating an orgasm optimum 26-degree pelvic tilt, which means maximum contact between his body and your clitoris. This way you'll reach orgasm every time.

6. Go red. Colours create a sexy mood. Red, dark blue and violet are the three most erotic colours. And the least erotic? Grey.

7. Sex in the bath is fun but can be tricky. Try this: fill the bath halfway with water, then pour plenty of bath gel over each other's bodies. With your man lying down in the bath, lie on top of him and, instead of going for pentrative sex, stimulate each other to climax by rubbing your body on his.



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5 Lessons in Life
DATE: 08/03/2007 15:17:01 / MOOD: Other

1. First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady
During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop
quiz.
I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until

I read the last one: "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the
school?" Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman
several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I
know her name?

I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before
class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our
quiz grade. "Absolutely", said the professor. "In your careers, you will
meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and
care, even if all you do is smile and say hello."

I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was
Dorothy.

2. Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain
One night, at 11:30 pm, an older African American woman was
standing
on the side of an Alabama highway trying to endure a lashing rain storm.
Her car had broken down and she desperately needed a ride. Soaking wet,
she decided to flag down the next car. A young white man stopped to help
her,
generally unheard of in those conflict-filled 1960's. The man took her to
safety, helped her get assistance and put her in a taxicab.

She seemed to be in a big hurry, but wrote down his address and
thanked him. Seven days went by and a knock came on the man's door. To his
surprise, a giant console color TV was delivered to his home. A special
note was attached, it read:

"Thank you so much for assisting me on the highway the other night.
The rain drenched not only my clothes, but also my spirits. Then you came
along. Because of you, I was able to make it to my dying husband's bedside
just before he passed away...God bless you for helping me and unselfishly
serving others.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Nat King Cole"

3. Third Important Lesson - Always remember those who serve.
In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10 year old
boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat a table. A waitress put a glass of
water in front of him.

"How much is an ice cream sundae?" he asked. "Fifty cents," replied
the waitress. The little boy pulled his hand out of his pocket and studied
both coins in it. "Well, how much is a plain dish of ice cream?" he
inquired. By now more people were waiting for a table and the waitress was
growing impatient. "Thirty-five cents," she brusquely replied. The little
boy again counted his coins. "I'll have the plain ice cream," he said.

The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill on the table and
walked away. The boy finished the ice cream, paid the cashier and left.
When the waitress came back, she began to cry as she wiped down the table.
There, placed neatly beside the empty dish, were two nickels and five
pennies...

You see, he couldn't have the sundae, because he had to have enough
left to leave her a tip.

4. Fourth Important Lesson - The Obstacle in Our Path
In ancient times, a King had a boulder placed on a roadway. Then he
hid himself and watched to see if anyone would remove the huge rock.

Some of the king's wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by and
simply walked around it. Many loudly blamed the King for not keeping the
roads clear, but none did anything about getting the stone out of the way.

Then a peasant came along carrying a load of vegetables. Upon
approaching the boulder, the peasant laid down his burden and tried to
move the stone to the side of the road. After much pushing and straining,
he
finally succeeded. After the peasant picked up his load of vegetables, he
noticed a purse lying in the road where the boulder had been. The purse
contained many gold coins and a note from the King indicating that the
gold was for the person who removed the boulder from the roadway. The
peasant
earned what many of us never understand!

Every obstacle presents an opportunity to improve our condition.

5. Fifth Important Lesson - Giving When It Counts...
Many years ago, when I worked as a volunteer at a hospital, I got
to know a little girl named Liz who was suffering from a rare and serious
disease. Her only chance for recovery appeared to be a blood transfusion
from her 5 year old brother, who had miraculously survived the same
disease and had developed the antibodies needed to combat the illness. The
doctor
explained the situation to her little brother, and asked the little boy if
he would be willing to give his blood to his sister.

I saw him hesitate for only a moment before taking a deep breath
and saying, "Yes I'll do it if it will save her." As the transfusion
progressed, he lay in bed next to his sister and smiled, as we all did,
seeing the color returning to her cheek. Then his face grew pale and his
smile faded.

He looked up at the doctor and asked with a trembling voice, "Will
I start to die right away".

Being young, the little boy had misunderstood the doctor; he
thought he was going to have to give his sister all of his blood in order
to save
her.



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Wedding Ring
DATE: 07/26/2007 10:30:32 / MOOD: Other

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis. According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used
petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.
 
Don't know what's worse:
 
1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
 



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Very True
DATE: 07/25/2007 05:51:14 / MOOD: Other

"There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she's blind.
She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend.
He was always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend.
One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend.
Her boyfriend asked her, "now that you can see the world, will you marry me?"
The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend is blind too, and refused to marry him.
Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a letter to her saying.
"Just take care of my eyes dear." How sad. This is typical of how humans change when circumstances change.
Only a few remember what life was before.

 

now men...dont go thinking is just women who nuh easy at all



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4 secrets to keep a man interested
DATE: 07/25/2007 05:37:43 / MOOD: Other

So, you think you found the perfect guy. You're clicking on the emotional front, and now you want to leave a lasting impression in the bedroom too. So what's the big secret? It's not all about knock-his-socks-off sex. When it comes to keeping a guy's interest, the way you approach sex can make all the difference. So follow these four basic rules to keep him coming back for more. Don't believe us? Try them tonight!

Don't be a tease, but don't be a sure thing, either.

What many women — and men, for that matter — sometimes fail to realize is that there's a very fine line between being a tease and being playful. If you deny him gratification too often or for too long, he'll probably lose interest and begin to build resentment. While there should never be an expectation of sex, once that expectation has been created, it's very difficult to remove it without creating serious tension.

On the flip side, while men are inherently lazy and do love a sure thing, you also don't want us to take you for granted. Plus, if you're always available to satisfy him , he'll think you're no longer a challenge (and most men love a challenge). So if you can turn down a booty call every now and then, or say no to sex sometimes when you're not really up for it, he's actually going to want to see you more and make more effort.

Make him a believer, but don't oversell it.

Here's something that isn't exactly a secret: Men all like to think that they're “the man.” So you need to make him feel like he's doing something right! I can't stress enough the importance of playing to the male ego and placating his inevitable insecurities about penis size, stamina and the ability to bring you to orgasm. So if you're not fully satisfied, don't simply fake it for his sake; instead, communicate to him about what is working and praise him for the things he does do well. When a man feels consistently insecure about his ability to please his partner, he may get the urge to duck and run. A sincere compliment here and there will keep him focused on doing better by you in bed — instead of finding someone easier to please.

Underpromise, overdeliver.

As far as the bedroom is concerned, avoid creating false expectations at all costs. For example, no guy wants to hear about how great you are at giving fellatio if you're not going to perform it on him. And if you promise to “rock his world” and then don't? Well, you're setting him up for disappointment. It's good to be confident, but the less you promise, the less expectation you create and the more pleasant a surprise you can be for him. And when you're a pleasant surprise, there's usually going to be an encore performance; he'll want to see what else you have in your bag of tricks.

Desire is key.

Most women think great sex is all about the performance. Now, don't get me wrong — if you're really great at something and enjoy doing it, by all means, go right ahead! But it's important to remember that simply expressing a desire for your guy makes a man feel sexually powerful, and making him feel wanted will make him want you even more. So don't forget to let him know how badly you want him, in as much detail as you feel comfortable with. It will be a big turn on for him, even if you aren't the most experienced or skilled at any particular act.

 



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HAHAHA
DATE: 06/15/2007 01:30:30 / MOOD: Other

*Mi Madda Get Lick Dung *

A bus was involved in an accident on the busy Half-Way
Tree Road on
Friday afternoon.

As expected, traffic came to a stand-still, and a
large vocal crowd
gathered. A male reporter from one of our 'big'
newspapers, anxious
to get his story could not get near the bus or the
victim(s). Being a
clever sort, he started shouting loudly, " Unnuh let
me through! Let me
through! A mi madda get lick-dung. "

The crowd made way for him. Lying in front of the bus
was a donkey.




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Women...How to Increase His Desire
DATE: 06/15/2007 01:01:25 / MOOD: Other

The desire of the man is for the woman, but the desire of the woman is for the desire of the man.” – Madame de Stael

With Valentine’s Day just around the corner now’s the time to hone up on the necessary skills to make that special man’s tongue pant and heart beat faster for you.


Let Go

Sounds strange, I know, but here me out…letting go is veryimportant in three major ways for increasing a man’s desire for you. The first way is to let go of any desperation you have going on for the guy. Desperation isn’t attractive or seductive. If your need for a guy is messing with your head, and making you crazy, you need to sit yourself down and give yourself a good talking to. Desperation repels. Remember, human beings want what seems rare and special, and you’re not going to seem rare or special to a guy, no matter how sexy you try to be, if under it all you’re desperate for him to want you. You’ll either annoy him rather than attract him, or, if you do gain his lust and attention, your desperation will drive him away.

The second way to let go is to let go of your poor self-image. Basically you have to get over yourself. Ladies we drive men crazy (and not in a good way) when we berate our appearance and body, and don’t accept a man’s attention and compliments with grace and pleasure.

The third way to let go is sexually. If you want to increase a man’s desire for you, let go of your inhibitions and doubts and fears and clue in to your own true sexual nature. Most men want to please a woman sexually, and they find nothing more frustrating than a woman who either doesn’t know what she wants, or can’t get up the nerve to clue the guy in.


Sex It Up

Prince Charming isn’t going to discover you unless you discover yourself first! While over-the-top sexy is the fashion for many women these days, there are still too many women who spend their lives in frumpy sweaters and ill fitting jeans, or worse yet, never wear anything but a jogging outfit. There’s no better way to have a man look at you in a whole new light (meaning as a girl, not just a buddy) than dressing to impress. No, you don’t have to wear sweaters cut down to there, or your thong hanging out of low low low riding jeans. But you do need to dress up on occasion and remind him that you’re a woman. Men flirt with the sexy women for a reason – because they feel, by the woman’s attire, look, and attitude, they have a better chance of being accepted. So let go of your stern look, let your hair down, and try wearing a dress or a skirt now and then!


Pay Attention to the Small Details

Do you have to be super model skinny to attract a man’s desire for you? No. Do you have to be under 30? No. Do you have to have large breasts, a perfect ass, and blonde hair? Nope. Do you need to be dressed to the nines every time you step out in public? Nope. But you do need to care for yourself physically, as well as mentally, to show a man that you feel worthy of attention, both your own and his.

Men may not notice all of the things about a woman’s appearance that we’d like them to notice, but that doesn’t mean they don’t have their own special list of criteria they find important. No, a guy may not remember what dress you were wearing the other night when you met at the club, but guess what he will remember? Your underwear. That’s right, the one thing men comment to me about again and again is the impact lingerie has on them. They notice if a woman’s bra and panties don’t match, they notice if you’re under things have seen better days, and they really take notice if you’re wearing something especially sexy. Basically the kind of lingerie a woman wears tells the man how much she values her sex life. If you feel your worth spending the time to sexy, coordinated goodies he’s going to think you’re worth it too.

Keep yourself well groomed. Even if you can’t afford to go out and get a weekly mani & pedi you can take the time and effort to keep your hands and feet in good shape – and guess what? He’ll notice more that you keep your toes painted than your fingers. It may seem strange, but far more men than you’d think harbor a bit of a foot fetish.

Finally the state in which your nether regions are groomed needs to be discussed. If you want a man to spend a lot of oral time between your legs I highly recommend you get that region waxed, or keep it smooth yourself with a razor. Keeping your bikini line and more baby soft and smooth shows a guy that you not only care about his comfort, but like yourself enough to want him to see just what you’ve got going on!


Know What You Want Sexually

I touched on this a bit above, but let’s delve into this subject more fully. Ladies, you want to drive a man wild for you? Know what you want sexually – and let him know about it. Let him know what you’d like to try, what you’ve fantasized about, what you’ve dreamed of. Men get tired of feeling like the ones who are constantly in heat chasing women, let the guy know you have sexual thoughts too.

And if you really want to increase his desire let him know when he’s doing a great job in the sex department (or any department really). Give him plenty of positive reinforcement during and after. Moan, sigh and ask for more while you’re at it, and later on let him know that just the thought of what he was doing is making you want to do it all again.



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