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TAURUS Drinking style
DATE: 06/06/2008 15:15:29 / MOOD: in love
Taurus prefers to drink at a leisurely pace, aiming for a mellow glow rather than a full-on zonk. Since a truly intoxicated Taurus is a one-person stampede, the kind of bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who spills red wine on white carpets and tells fart jokes to employers, the preference for wining and dining (or Bud and buddies) to body shots and barfing is quite fortunate for the rest of us. This is not to say thatthe Bull is by any means a teetotaler -- god, no. A squiffy Taurus will get, er, gregarious (full of loud mouth soup, some would say) and is extremely amusing to drag to a karaoke bar when intoxicated.
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ARIES drinking style
DATE: 06/06/2008 15:13:58 / MOOD: in love
Drinking style Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometime sdon't know when to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to closing-time shot contests. They're sloppy, fun drunks, and they get mighty flirty after a couple tipples. Getting Aries people drunk I sa good way to get what you want out of them, should other methods fail. Aries can become bellicose when blotto, but they will assume that whatever happened should be forgiven (if not forgotten) by sunrise. They can be counted on to do the same for you -- so long as you haven't gone and done anything really horrible to them last night, you sneaky Gemini.
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13 SIGNS OF FALLING IN LOVE.
DATE: 06/05/2008 06:25:35 / MOOD: in love
**13 signs of falling in love*** 13. When your on the phone with them late at night and they hang up...but you miss them already when it was just two minutes ago 12. You read their texts over and over again... 11. You walk really slow when you're with them... 10. You feel shy whenever you're with them... 9. When you think about them, your heart beats faster and faster... 8. You smile when you hear their voice... 7. When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you... all you see is him/her... 6. You start listening to slow songs, while thinking of them... 5. They become ALL you think about... 4. You get high just from their scent... 3. You realize that you're always smiling to yourself when you think about them... 2. You would do anything for them... 1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time..... Now make a wish Never be afraid to let love in!
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Friends
3 ladies in sauna
DATE: 05/30/2008 18:32:29 / MOOD: in love
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING UNDRESSED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'
THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.
THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT....I'M GETTING A FAX!!
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a connection between ur eyes asnf a good friend
DATE: 05/14/2008 21:43:50 / MOOD: in love
Do you know the relationship between two eyes..? they blink together, they move together, they cry together, they see things together and they sleep together BUT THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER.. that's what friendship is all about. your aspiration is your motivation, your motivation is your belief, your belief is your peace, your peace is your target, and your target is heaven, life is like hell without FRIENDS
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21 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY.
DATE: 05/01/2008 14:43:43 / MOOD: in love
1.At lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2.Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3.Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4.Put your garbage can on the desk and label it “IN”.
5.In the memo field of your cheques, write “for smuggling diamonds”.
6.Finish all your sentences with “According to the prophecy”.
7.Don’t use any punctuation.
8.As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9.Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.
10.Specify that you drive-through order is “to go”.
11.Sing along at the opera.
12.Go into a book store and ask the sales clerk if they sell books.
13.Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work.
14.Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.
15.Five days in advance tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.
16.Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, “Rock Bottom”.
17.When your money comes out the ATM, scream “I WON!! I WON!!”
18.When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the exit yelling “Run for your lives, they’re loose”.
19.Laugh out loud at the library, when every one looks at you, say “SHHH, Quiet Please!!!”
20.Go into a cell phone store and ask the sales clerk what is the cost of a water proof cell phone.
21.And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity….. E-mail this to a friend to make them smile and laugh. It’s called therap
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try to do good but it seems bad
DATE: 04/30/2008 23:55:45 / MOOD: in love
today i was faced with a funny situation and i thought i would share it.i had to dj at a party lastnight my good friend wanted to hang out with me too but she knew that i'm the dj that night,she then said to go have fun,so thats wat i did , i played i had fun,this morning she was pissed off with me because i didnt spend enough time with her,apparently she was waiting to see if i'll call her of stop by her room after i played....hell no i was too tired to think bout hanging out at 6am,that girl was really pissed with me now she's not specking to me.and it hurts knowing that we were best friends
i tried to please everyone but i end up on the ???ty end of the stick.......
&nb sp; &nb sp; thanks Mark for this little story.......
in life it's easy to please some people but just remember you could never please everyone......
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learned or taught,choose 1
DATE: 04/26/2008 04:29:41 / MOOD: in love
I've learned....
That life is like a
roll of toilet paper.
The closer it gets
to the end, the
faster it goes.
I've learned....
That we should be
glad God doesn't
give us everything
we ask for.
I've learned....
That money doesn't
buy class.
I've learned...that it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
I've learned...
That under everyone's
hard shell is someone
who wants to be
appreciated
and loved.
I've learned....
That the Lord didn't
do it all in one day
What makes me
think I can?
I've learned....
That to ignore the
facts does not
change the facts.
I've learned....
That the less time
I have to work,
the more things
I get done.
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