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learned or taught,choose 1
DATE: 04/26/2008 04:29:41 / MOOD: in love
I've learned....
That life is like a
roll of toilet paper.
The closer it gets
to the end, the
faster it goes.
I've learned....
That we should be
glad God doesn't
give us everything
we ask for.
I've learned....
That money doesn't
buy class.
I've learned...that it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
I've learned...
That under everyone's
hard shell is someone
who wants to be
appreciated
and loved.
I've learned....
That the Lord didn't
do it all in one day
What makes me
think I can?
I've learned....
That to ignore the
facts does not
change the facts.
I've learned....
That the less time
I have to work,
the more things
I get done.
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believe what you want to believe
DATE: 04/26/2008 04:17:50 / MOOD: in love
THESE STATEMENTS DONT HAVE TO BE THE TRUTH
1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.
2. Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-yo u-are method.
6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
8. Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a b****-- Goodbye.
9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
10. Girls are guys' weaknesses.
11. Guys are very open about themselves.
12. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
13. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
14. Guys love you more than you love them.
15. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole hell of a lot.
16. No matter how much guys talk about butts and boobs, personality is key.
17. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
18. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
19. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.
20. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside
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THE RETURN OF BASS
DATE: 04/25/2008 20:49:26 / MOOD: in love
HEY MY PPL.I'M BACK HOME BACK TO NORMAL,BACK TO WRITING YOUR BLOGS,SERVING DRINKS AND MAKING THIS THING WORK. BACK TO JANADIANS.LOOK OUT FOR ME ON THE 3RD MAY..........................
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WHY IS IT ALWAYS BLACK PEOPLE?
DATE: 03/03/2008 11:43:36 / MOOD: in love
WHY IS IT ALWAYS BLACK PEOPLE?
There were a total of 15 passengers boarding a small plane on their way to
Florida. One black mother and her child were on their way to visit
relatives while the other passengers consisted of the KKK on their way
to a convention.
The plane took off and after flying for approximately 12 minutes when
an announcement came over the intercom from the pilot saying: "We have
overloaded this flight. We are going to have to start throwing luggage
out the window so the plane won't go down."
Two minutes later you could see luggage being thrown out the window.
Five minutes after that, the pilot made a second announcement.
"We are still experiencing problems. We're sorry, but the plane is
still overloaded and we're going to have to get rid of some of the
weight so the plane won't go down."
"We're going to have to ask some passengers to jump out of the window
when we call you by your name. To make it fair, we'll go as
alphabetically. We'll start with the A.
Will all the African Americans please jump now?"
The black woman and her child continued to sit.
The pilot came over the intercom system.
"Next is B. Will all the Black people please jump now"?
The Black woman and child continued to sit.
The pilot came over the intercom system again..
"Next is C. Will all the colored people please jump now?
All the KKK was now staring at the mother and child. The black woman
and child continued
to sit. The child then looked up at her Mom and said: "Mom aren't we
all of those?"
The mother then replied to her daughter,
"Baby, we ni-----s tonight and the K's come before the N's."
Love, Peace And Hair grease!
Hilarious,
Enjoy,
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Secret
DATE: 02/29/2008 12:24:35 / MOOD: in love
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the
bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet,
not realizing that the little boy is in there already
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$150"
Man - "Sold."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are
in the closet together
Boy - "Dark in here"
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$350"
Man - "Highway robbery. Sold."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your gloves, let's
go outside and have a game of catch."
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and my glove."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The boy says, "$500"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that..
that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to
church and make you confess your greed."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that ??? again, you're in my closet now."
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laughter is good
DATE: 02/22/2008 16:24:32 / MOOD: in love
Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. !
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana'
7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
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encouragement
DATE: 01/31/2008 11:40:47 / MOOD: in love
May this encourage you always.
Don't spend major time with minor people. If there are people in your life that continually disappoint you, break promises, stomp on your dreams, too judgmental, have different values and don't give their backing during difficult times...that is not a friend.
To have a friend, be a friend. Sometimes in life as you grow, your friends will either grow or go. Surround yourself with people who reflect values, goals interests and lifestyle.
When I think of any of my successes, I am thankful to GOD from whom all blessings flow, and to my family and friends that enrich my life.
Over the years my phone book has changed because I changed for the better. At first you think you're going to be alone, but after a while new people show up in your life that make your life so much sweeter and easier to endure.
Remember what your elders used to say, 'Birds of a feather flock together. If you're an eagle, don't hang around chickens:
I love the Lord and thank Him for all that he does in my life, therefore, I'm passing this on. Yes I do love Jesus. He is my source of existence and Savior. He keeps me functioning each and everyday...... Without Him, I would be nothing.
Without Him, I am nothing but with Him I can do all things. Phil 4:13
If you love Jesus, send this to five people !!!!!! Be Positive - Be Progressive - Take the time to make a positive difference in someone's life.
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things are going good
DATE: 01/19/2008 13:05:22 / MOOD: in love
hey it's Bass here again just letting all my friends know that things are going great here at work and I'm doing well so far ...My boss wants me and the band to do 2 more contracts which is very good .....i hope everyone is having a blessed new year and i hope to see you all online sooon...........
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Merry Christmas Janadians
DATE: 12/26/2007 03:02:43 / MOOD: in love
Even though i'm not here often i miss you all.it's really hard to get time to write you all blogs but i will continue to try .....merry christmas and happy new year to all ..................FROM BASS
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this is the time for sharing but dont just share for season but share for the whole year .
this is the season for giving but also give for the whole year .
this is the season to be loving but love the for the year .
why? well if this brings joy and hope to humanity for a season
then lets take the season all year round , cause the truth is all this was not to be for a
season, but a way of life so it can be better for us and those around also ,
so in giving, loving and sharing for the season lets try and become seasoned in in doing
this the whole year and every day of lives .
&nb sp; &nb sp; merry christmas and happy new year.
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