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a friend
DATE: 01/07/2008 13:24:20 / MOOD: bored
Is someone that everyone needs A friend Is that special one A friend Is someone you tell EVERYTHING A friend Is someone you never lie to A friend Can be a boy or a girl A friend Is someone that is always their A friend Will always listen to you A friend Always has input to give A friend Will never leave you in the dust A friend Will help you through the thick and the thin A friend Will always stand by your side A friend Will never let you down A friend Is someone everyone needs What would you do if you didnt have a friend?
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angels speak
DATE: 01/07/2008 13:22:14 / MOOD: happy
angels dont tell me what to do but they are warning me of you
i'm free to do what is my will and yet they hover, warning still
i make my choice, fully aware experience has taught me naught? how can i, without a care, ignore the warnings that i see? what i'll get is what i got when last i left it up to me
angels only ask for trust they dont tell us what to do ~leave temptation and the lust turn away and let it be~ they are warning me of you are they warning you of me?
angel patience never wanes our regression is their pain
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the advantages of being a woman
DATE: 01/02/2008 07:52:35 / MOOD: happy
Why it's better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. 16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. 18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. 22. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 27. We'll never regret piercing our ears. 28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. 30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
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a man and his money
DATE: 01/02/2008 07:48:04 / MOOD: happy
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money and was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen. When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me. He made her promise with all her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him. Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!' She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away. So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband!" She said, "Listen, I'm a Christian. I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was gonna put that money in that casket with him. "You mean to tell me you really put that money in the casket with him!? "I sure did," said the wife. "I wrote him a check." Never Underestimate The Intelligence of a Woman.
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cinderella wishes
DATE: 01/02/2008 07:42:31 / MOOD: happy
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead Prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat called Alan for companionship. One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the Fairy Godmother. Cinderella said: 'Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?' The Fairy Godmother replied: 'Well Cinderella, since you have lived a good, wholesome life since we last met, I have decided to grant you 3 wishes. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?' Cinderella is taken aback, overjoyed and after some thoughtful consideration and almost under her breath she uttered her first wish. 'I wish I was wealthy beyond comprehension.' Instantly her rocking chair was turned into solid gold. Cinderella was stunned. Cinderella said 'Oh thank you, Fairy Godmother!' The Fairy Godmother replied 'It is the least I can do. What is your second wish?' Cinderella looked down at her frail body and said: 'I wish I was young and full of the beauty of youth again.' At once, her wish having been desired, became reality, and her beautiful youthful visage had returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside her that had been dormant for years and long forgotten vigour and vitality began to course through her very soul. Then the Fairy Godmother spoke again: 'You have one more wish, what shall you have?' Cinderella looked over to Alan, who was now quivering in the corner with fear. 'I wish you to transform my old cat, Alan, into a beautiful and handsome young man.' Magically, Alan suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biologicial make up, that when he stoof before her, he was a boy, so beautiful the like of which she nor the world had ever seen, so fair indeed that birds begun to fall from the sky at his feet. The Fairy Godmother said: 'Congratulations Cinderella! Enjoy your new life.' With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, she was gone. For a few moments, Alan and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most stunningly perfect boy she had ever seen. Then Alan walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, and held her close in his muscular arms. He leant close to her ear, and into her ear breathed as much as whispered, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath, 'I bet you regret having my balls chopped off now, don't you?'
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happy new year
DATE: 12/27/2007 08:47:56 / MOOD: happy
As one more new year dawns I make some wishes as i sit Enjoying the first sunrise of the year on my lawn I wish that there always be work for our hands to do May our purses always hold a coin or two May the sun always shine on our window panes May a rainbow be certain to follow the monsoon rains May the hand of a friend always be near you May the person whom u luv.... also profess that they luv you too May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you May this year pass by giving you whatever that you always wanted too...
Happy New Year to all my friends here at janadians bless
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together
DATE: 12/27/2007 08:39:15 / MOOD: happy
Under the moonlight Together we'll lie Held tightly in your arms Together you and I Alone Together at last How did I ever go on without you in my past Each moment Sweet kiss I simply can't resist Everytime you touch me I feel comeplete When our eyes meet My hand is yours Together Walking along these shores We're perfect for each other A heavenly pair We're just two people Whose lives we can share
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my heart
DATE: 12/27/2007 08:27:25 / MOOD: happy
my heart my heart is broken and its all because of you my heart cant be put back together with some glue
my heart is full of pain and u dont even care my heart really needs you but your not even there
my heart now as an empty space my heart needs u to fill that place
my heart feels the friendship will never be replaced my heart wants you to still keep me safe
my heart knew this friendship would grow into something more my heart knew you were going to shut that door
my heart told me to let you know how i really feel my heart told me if he lets go then its not actually real
my heart never told me if i told you i would loose a friend my heart never told me my world would come to an end
my heart thought you wouldn, t walk out for good my heart thought u would of understood
my heart now misses all fun we have had together my heart now wishes we should of stayed friends forever
my heart just had to give in and put up with the fact that you are gone my heart has let you win and made me realise that i was wrong
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africa
DATE: 12/27/2007 08:13:56 / MOOD: happy
I come from an island near Africa. Where my blood has flown in vanilla, chocolate and cinnamon. I felt the heat of Africa, the sun’s heat of raging fire. I have touched the rain of Africa, the sweetest sound of thunderstorm. I have seen the girls of Africa, with intelligence and a beauty unimaginable. I have dance the music of Africa, around the fireplace with the beating drums. I have sung the songs of Africa and heard children’s laugher echoing among the trees. I have swam in the most treasured blue lagoon of Africa, where mermaids hides beneath Eden’s rocks.
I have beat the drums of Africa, a rhythm divine for the whole of Africa to hear – “Ek het jou lief Africa! ! ! ! ! ” – I love you Africa. I have seen the passion of Africa, in man’s eyes blue, green and brown and black.
I long to go back home, where the drums rhythm so divine, and I will sing along, My home, my land – “ Ek het jou liet Africa! ! ! ! – I love you Africa.
Once my foot touches you Africa Iet it be said “ jy lyk pragtig! ! ! ” you look beautiful! ! ! !
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