wifey , baby girl, side piece, jump off....

1) Wifey is the sexiest, most successful and most respected of all the
women. She is loved, needed and wanted by her man...she is VIRTUALLY
IRREPLACEABLE. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always love, he
never wants to see her with another man...BUT he will cheat on her with
Baby Girl until he is mature enough to realize that if he gets caught or
f--ks up in any way and loses Wifey, he would be screwed, and NEVER be
happy again. Wifey gets along with mom, is independent, never nags, loves
to dress sexy for her man, can cook and loves to keep a clean house. Wifey
gets called 5 or 6 times a day. Drawback of Wifey, she loves public
displays of affection...which might interfere with the acquisition of a
Side Piece.
2) Baby Girl is ALWAYS just as hot as wifey and usually has a very
active social life...she IS replaceable, thinks she's the next Wifey, but
will only be Wifey if an extreme disaster takes place. Baby Girl gets some
of the benefits of Wifey, like quality time every now and then and even
presents on birthdays and holidays, but that's as far as it goes. The main
reason to have Baby Girl is in case Wife really really f--ks up, she can be
replaced in a matter of weeks because Baby Girl has been groomed to slip
right into her spot. Be careful of Baby Girl, she tends to be just as
attached as Wifey and therefore can be dangerous to the Side Piece. Biggest
benefit of Baby Girl...she is extremely private and hates causing a scene,
baby girl can come into the same restaurant as you and wifey and wifey will
have no idea you two even know each other. Baby Girl is a master of
disguise as well.
3) Side Piece, usually a female that the guy uses only for sex and
other pleasures, she is usually the one that he goes to for that 3-some or
some late night head after the club. When Wifey is acting up and Baby Girl
is at work, the Side Piece is usually the one to hold him over fora few
hrs. He can meet with the Side Piece for reasons other than sex, but
normally that only happens one week during the month. Side Pieces are hard
to spot when they are out because most of her friends are either Wifey's or
Jump Offs. Drawback of having more than one side piece, they usually know
each other somehow...we kinda think there is a side piece network.com or
something. Try to keep your side piece count below 4 if possible.
4) Jump Off...every mans dream and worst nightmare. She is trying to
move up in life, wants to be a Side Piece or Wifey but doesn't know how to
go about it. They are just the girls he hollas at when he is with his
boys...she is usually stored in the cell phone by a nickname because he
barely remembers her real name and where he met her...he only recalls how
fat her ass was. The Jump Off gets called in emergencies only, when wifey
is moody, baby girl is on vacation and side piece is with her baby's
father. The Jump Off is extremely dangerous in public for a number of
reasons, she is usually 5 other guys jump off as well, so she might cause
drama with you and one of those dudes if you slip up, she also has no
problem confronting you in the mall when you are with Wifey (something that
baby girl would NEVER do) and the most dangerous thing about Jump Off...she
ALWAYS seems to find out where you live and or work.

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