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Pimpstress has 4 types of men

11/16/2007 15:02:55 / happy

THE HUSBAND He is the sweetest, loving, kind man you know. His intellect
makes him sexy although he is handsome. He treats you like a queen and puts
you first. He takes care of the kids, you and home. This is the man you
love coming home to. He spoils you with gifts and is a hard worker.


THE BOO This one is sexy as hell! This is the dude that you've known for
years, kinda your homey-lover-friend! No matter who is in your life or who
is in his life, you and your BOO seem to always have a thing for each
other. Your BOO has a wifey, so he has as much to lose as you do, therefore
you are guaranteed that ya'll relationship is on the 'DL'. You run to your
BOO when your husband “F” up! Your BOO gives you comfort and the sex is da
bomb, which explains why you can't leave him alone!


THE MAINTENANCE MAN This is Mr. Wine and Dine. He has the charm, the
romance and a body like a stripper! He is the one you call every now an
then when HUSBAND and BOO done pissed you off! He really wants to be your
HUSBAND or BOO on the low but he knows his role. HUSBAND will never suspect
a thing because this man is the deacon at your church and well respected in
the community so no one would know of ya'll secret love affair. You sneak
and go on trips and getaways. He keeps that bank account tight.


THE RUFF NECK This is the man we fantasize about when HUSBAND, BOO and THE
MAINTENANCE man just not doing it for you! This is Mr. Bad Boy, he got the
body from hell, the tattoos, and the motorcycle. You call on him when you
want your back blown out, the bottom hit, and you want to walk bow legged
for a couple days. He is the man HUSBAND sees and knows he needs to get on
the treadmill to lose those extra pounds he has gained since ya'll been
married. THE RUFF NECK is the one that rock the suits in the day and trade
the Armani in for tims and jeans at night. He is pulled out in emergencies
only and you can't resist to get your freak on in the craziest places, (in
the car, the back of a vacant building, etc.) because his main goal is to
tear it up! THE RUFF NECK is in your cell phone as one of your homegirls
named Tee-Tee!