35th Wedding Anniversary

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating

their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table saying, ....."For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish." 

"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband," said the wife.

The fairy waved her magic wand and -- poof! 
 Two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hand.

The husband thought for a moment, and then said, 
 "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. 
 I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30
 years younger than me." 
 
 The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. 
 
So the fairy waved her magic wand and -- poof! 

The husband became 92 years old 
 
 The moral of this story: 
 
 Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female. 

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