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MANAGEMENT LESSONS
09/22/2007 11:17:46 / in love
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting
very, very high up.
Lesson One
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be
able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey,
"but I haven't got the energy."
" Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?"
replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, found it actually
gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of
the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung,
he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night,
he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey
out of the tree.
Management Lesson?
Bull??? might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Lesson Two
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so
cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large
field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and
dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there
in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm
it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay
there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the
pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Management Lesson?
1) Not everyone who ???s on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of ??? is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep ???, it's best to keep your
mouth shut!
This ends your management course for today.
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