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Christmas
Life
DATE: 12/18/2007 13:31:55 / MOOD: other
Life is a thing that can bring You joy,pain,saddness,happiness.Life can in an instant turn a person upside down. so rest the world can kiss ur ass Life is knowing what it feels like to make the wrong choices in your life, Also Life is learning everything to succeed. Life can be taken from you in split second, and you have nothing or no one. Life is taking chances and making mistakes.
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LOVE
DATE: 12/18/2007 13:30:23 / MOOD: in love
Love is... wanting to be close to someone.
Love is... being excited to go somewhere because you know they'll be there.
Love is... wanting to look your best when you know you will see them.
Love is.. Unpredictable! Love is... caring for someone in ways you've never cared before. Love is... not hearing your teacher because you spent the entire class thinking about them. Love does... want nothing more than to see them smile.
Love is... not caring if your friends think they are the cutest because to you they are.
Love is... amazing!
Love is... growing faint when they smile at you.
Love is... rushing home to wait for their call.
Love is... listening to the words of songs that you've never bothered listening to before.
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None
DATE: 07/11/2007 14:06:35 / MOOD: Other
I'm Sorry...
For all the mean things I might have said.
I'm Sorry...
For all the things I did or didn't do.
I'm Sorry..
If I ever ignored you.
I'm Sorry...
If I ever made you feel bad or put you down.
I'm Sorry...
If I ever thought I was bigger or better than you.
I Care for You...
Don't ever forget that!
Through bad times and good, I'll always be here for you.
I am Sorry...
For everything wrong I've ever done.
I'm writing this because what if tomorrow........
YOU WIN THE LOTTO?
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None
DATE: 07/11/2007 14:05:27 / MOOD: Other
This old couple is ready to go to sleep so the old man lays on the bed but the old woman lays on the floor. The old man asks, ''''Why are you going to sleep on the floor?''''The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change."
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None
DATE: 07/11/2007 14:04:47 / MOOD: other
My girlfriend said to me that we have to stop having sex! I was outrage suh mi sey why? she sey because mi pregnant and mi nuh want yuh .... gi di babie brain damage. After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed.
He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be rea**ured.
"No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
"That's me before the surgery."
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Sperm instructor
DATE: 07/11/2007 14:02:21 / MOOD: other
The newly born sperm was receiving instructions in conception
from the head sperm.
"As soon as you hear the siren, run for the tunnel and swim in a
straight line until you get to the entrance of a damp cavern. At
the end of the cavern you will find a red sticky ball, which is
the egg. Address it and say, 'I'm a Sperm.' She will answer, 'I'm
the Egg.' From that moment on, you will work together to create
the embryo. Do you understand?"
The sperm nodded affirmatively and the head sperm wished him
luck.
Two days later, the sperm was taking a nap when he heard the
siren. He woke up immediately and ran to the tunnel. A multitude
of sperm swam behind him. He knew he had to arrive first. When he
was near the entrance to the cavern, he looked back and saw he
was far ahead. Then he was able to swim at a slower pace until he
reached the red sticky ball. When at last he reached the red
sticky ball, he brightened up, smiled, and said,
"Hi, I'm a sperm."
The red sticky ball smiled and said, "Hi. I'm a tonsil.
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Genie in a bottle
DATE: 07/06/2007 15:41:49 / MOOD: other
A Jamaican woman was walking along the banks of Dunn's River Falls
when she stumbled upon an old empty bottle.
She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and- behold a Genie appeared.
She talked with him awhile then the Genie told her he would grant
her ONE wish.
She said she heard from a cousin that she would get three wishes if
she ever found a Genie.
The Genie said, "Nope, sorry three-wish genies nuh real, me is
strictly a ONE-WISH Genie.So... what yuh want?"
The woman didn't hesitate.
She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map, I want
these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the
Arabs to love Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about
world peace and harmony. "
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lawd Lady, A wah wrang wid yu?
PLEASE BE REASONABLE! Dem countries yah a war fi how much thousands
of years.
Mi shut up inna dis bockle fi 'bout five hundred of dem dey years!
Mi good but mi nuh dat good! Mi nuh know if mi can grant dis one.
Do Lady, mek another wish!! Mi a beg yuh... Be reasonable."
The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able
to find the right Jamaican man... You know, one that is considerate
and fun, likes to dance and helps with the cooking & house cleaning,
is great in bed and is FAITHFUL. That's what I wish for...a good
Jamaican man.
The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said, "Mek mi see di map again!!!!" Shocked
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Jah will save me
DATE: 07/06/2007 15:39:46 / MOOD: other
A small village some miles away experienced heavy rains. A rastafarian's home was flooded out. On the roof the rastafarian prayed to Jah to save him. Feeling sure that his prayer would be answered he waited patiently. After a few minutes some men came in a boat and asked him if he needed help. To this he replied: "Jah will save I and I." So the boat left. A few minutes passed then a plane came to aid the dread followed by a helicopter, and each time the Ras replied: "Jah will save di I."
Alas, the Ras drowned. When he was resurrected and met Jah in heaven he asked: "Jah, why yuh mek mi drown? You never hear mi prayer?"
"Of course mi hear, dat is why mi send boat, plane and helicopter fi yuh."
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