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JAMAICAN DOES IT AGAIN
DATE: 03/17/2007 13:57:56 / MOOD: happy

Once there was a prostitute who had three different
rates based on the following three conditions:


1) $100.00 to do it on the grass.
2) $200.00 to do it on a couch.
3) $300.00 to do it in the bed.

In the morning a British  walks in and slaps a
$100 note on the table. So they went out and did it on the grass.

Soon, an American fellow walks in and slaps  $200 on the table. So they head for the couch and did it there.

About the end on the day, a Jamaican man walks in and
slaps $300 on the table. Happy from seeing the money the prostitute says, "Wow,...you have class"

The Jamaican responds, "Class mi rass... Three times pon the grass."





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MAKING LOVE
DATE: 03/13/2007 12:07:13 / MOOD: horny

 The evening was great you couldn’t have planned it any better  A nice long walk then we went to dinner  As you sat across the table from me looking me dead in the eyes  You couldn’t help yourself but to touch my thighs  We shared a lovely moment we flirt and everything mentioned above  But all I did was anticipate the time we’ll go home to make love  Laying in bed with you crouching over me  As you kissed and fondled you tickled my knee  I can feel you running your hands through my hair  While I beg you to put it in but you didn’t even care   As you gently kiss and caress me with you lips   You covered every curve and even my hips    I kept thinking to myself Oh what a guy  These feelings are hard to express because I’m very shy  Everywhere you kissed and touched felt just as sweet  As you nibbled on my thighs on your way to my feet    It’s hard for me to keep up with you   All those little things you say and do  For some reason you‘ve got me wired Like a puppet on a string   You had me doing back flips while whining and grinding   As you rub your finger  over my clit  I moan and groan just a little bit  Every moment with you   I will always treasure Because you bring me joy and so much pleasure   Can hardly wait for you to slide it in   So you could take me places I’ve never been  I had no idea it would be so soon  As you have my bodily fluids running I felt like I was on the moon  After all, this was a time for pleasure not one for pain I think to myself how we both have gained I laid back and then..... I exhaled!!!            &nb sp;                    Written by yours truly,  Queeni Munroe 

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OUT OF ORDER!!!
DATE: 03/08/2007 20:17:14 / MOOD: happy

A man walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was down, and his fly wide open. His secretary walked up to him and said, "Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?"This was not a phrase that her boss understood, so he went into his office looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his zipper was not zipped up. He zipped it up and remembering what his secretary had told him finally understood. He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary. When he reached her desk, he said, "When you
saw the garage door open did you see my jaguar parked in there?" The secretary smiled for a moment and said, No, Boss I didn't. All I saw was a Mini with 2 flat tires." ....... she got fired!





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